It is September 2120.
It is a time of relative peace.
The Apple campus is now a floating city due to sea level changes. After the Streaming Wars, uneasy alliances were made. Rising temperatures, water scarcity, and shifting borders changed the world forever.
Despite these developments, Apple continues to release new iPhones every year.
(In the dark of the Steve Jobs theater in Apple City’s floating island-kingdom, a holographic Tim Cook flickers to life.)
TIM COOK: Good morning! Good morning, everyone, and welcome to our 65th year at sea in this, the Steve Jobs iFortress city-state!
(The audience gives HoloTim a standing ovation.) Read more…